Choose The Detroit Red Wings
Choose 1 single enforcer (Brad May) in your whole roster, that hardly plays anyway.
Choose the least amount of fights in the NHL last season, dropping the gloves just 12 times.
Choose getting beaten 5-1 by the Toronto Maple Leafs, who recorded their 1st home victory that night.
Choose hideous injuries to key players early in the season, possibly because of a lack of enforcers.
Choose a primary goaltender that has a proven track record but can no longer co-ordinate both hands at the same time.
Choose a backup goaltender that is so weak, he looks like he needs a good hug from his mother.
Choose losing half of your goalscoring power in the offseason due to salary cap restrictions.
Choose the #1 powerplay in the NHL last season only to be way down in 15th right now.
Choose outshooting your opponent 36-28, but still allowing 5 goals against you.
Choose not having a single player in the top 30 points scorers.
Choose being shorthanded just 54 times so far, but having one of the worst penalty kill records in the league.
Choose destroying your 3 game winning streak and momentum by getting turned over at Toronto, the team bottom of the league for the majority of the season so far.
Choose the knowledge that every other team likes to see you lose, due to your success over the last 8-9 years.
Choose the Detroit Red Wings.