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The Phoenix Coyotes’ Faux New Years Resolutions

Phoenix CoyotesWhat I, PuckGal, think the guys’ goals should be:

Captain Shane Doan - FINALLY get a hat trick. After 1000+ games, it’s time Shane.

Zybnek Michalek - Make sure your health insurance is up-to-date with all those pucks to the gut you take

Ed “potty mouth” Jovonovski - Love the intensity of the JovoCop but let’s remind the TV crews that they should NOT do close ups of you with so many minors in the crowd

Daniel Winnik - Never let your hair grow out again. You are having the season of your career and I am convinced it’s the new haircut

Robert Lang and Petr Prucha - You guys keep the wild hair, it’s working for both of you

Peter Mueller - Relax and the goals will come

Martin Hanzal - Work on your fighting skills. With that long reach you could be an amazing scrapper!

Scottie Upshall - Nothing. You are just about perfect in every way.

Matt Lombardi - Ditto

Ilya Bryzgalov - Double Ditto

Paul Bissonnette - Keep that gap toothed grin, all the more intimidating for your opponents

Kevin Porter - To STAY in Phoenix, enough of the long distance commute from San Antonio

Vernon Fiddler - Don’t look so surprised all the time Vern, you rock!

Kurt Sauer - Injured player MIA, come back! We miss you

Keith Yandle and Jimmy Vandermeer - Let’s see more of that aggressive side…grrrrr

Adrian Aucoin - Keep on rockin’ it old school with that wooden stick, composites are for wusses! Not really, but way to stay original

Radim Vrbata - Just more of the same Vrby, goals, goals and more goals

Sami Lepisto - To represent proudly Team Finland and The Phoenix Coyotes in the Olympics

Taylor Pyatt - Keep that solid +/- of 11..it’s all I ask

Anders Eriksson - Get noticed, I know you have it in you

Lauri Korpikoski - Keep being the go-to guy when the pressure is on

Jason LaBarbera - Keep up the good work as Bryzgalov’s wingman in net

And MY resolution? To keep coming out to see you all play!

Go Yotes and Let’s Puck!

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2 comments for “The Phoenix Coyotes’ Faux New Years Resolutions”

  1. I’ll give YOU some credit, Puck Gal.
    You are one of the VERY FEW dedicated fans in the desert.

    Posted by Goon SquadNo Gravatar | January 18, 2010, 5:16 pm
  2. Well I appreciate the shout out even though I can’t say “one of the VERY FEW” fans is a true statement. I know there’s more than just a very few..

    Posted by PuckGalNo Gravatar | January 19, 2010, 9:48 pm

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