
The Phoenix Coyotes’ Faux New Years Resolutions |
What I, PuckGal, think the guys’ goals should be:
Captain Shane Doan - FINALLY get a hat trick. After 1000+ games, it’s time Shane.
Zybnek Michalek - Make sure your health insurance is up-to-date with all those pucks to the gut you take
Ed “potty mouth” Jovonovski - Love the intensity of the JovoCop but let’s remind the TV crews that they should NOT do close ups of you with so many minors in the crowd
Daniel Winnik - Never let your hair grow out again. You are having the season of your career and I am convinced it’s the new haircut
Robert Lang and Petr Prucha - You guys keep the wild hair, it’s working for both of you
Peter Mueller - Relax and the goals will come
Martin Hanzal - Work on your fighting skills. With that long reach you could be an amazing scrapper!
Scottie Upshall - Nothing. You are just about perfect in every way.
Matt Lombardi - Ditto
Ilya Bryzgalov - Double Ditto
Paul Bissonnette - Keep that gap toothed grin, all the more intimidating for your opponents
Kevin Porter - To STAY in Phoenix, enough of the long distance commute from San Antonio
Vernon Fiddler - Don’t look so surprised all the time Vern, you rock!
Kurt Sauer - Injured player MIA, come back! We miss you
Keith Yandle and Jimmy Vandermeer - Let’s see more of that aggressive side…grrrrr
Adrian Aucoin - Keep on rockin’ it old school with that wooden stick, composites are for wusses! Not really, but way to stay original
Radim Vrbata - Just more of the same Vrby, goals, goals and more goals
Sami Lepisto - To represent proudly Team Finland and The Phoenix Coyotes in the Olympics
Taylor Pyatt - Keep that solid +/- of 11..it’s all I ask
Anders Eriksson - Get noticed, I know you have it in you
Lauri Korpikoski - Keep being the go-to guy when the pressure is on
Jason LaBarbera - Keep up the good work as Bryzgalov’s wingman in net
And MY resolution? To keep coming out to see you all play!
Go Yotes and Let’s Puck!
I’ll give YOU some credit, Puck Gal.
You are one of the VERY FEW dedicated fans in the desert.
Well I appreciate the shout out even though I can’t say “one of the VERY FEW” fans is a true statement. I know there’s more than just a very few..